Toilet Review: *exhales deeply*
For some reason, “Insidious” and “The Conjuring” are linked in my mind. Sure it’s the same director and sure one of the main actors are the same, but I keep thinking that they came out in the same year and I honestly could not be more wrong! Maybe it’s because it’s the same tone, and pretty much the same movie but told in a different way. I’m not sure.
Anyway, “Insidious” is another movie that was recommended to me to watch for my horror binge as of late. I was promised terror and horror and scares by the buttload. Alas. That was not to be.
The story focuses on a young child called Dalton, who inexplicably falls into a coma like state that has his parents worried sick. There is something odd happening in the house that his mother cannot seem to place her finger on, but she keeps seeing odd things and eventually gets so freaked out, she has her mother in law call a psychic.
Turns out the kid is trapped in a dream like state and that entities are preventing him from returning. Only his father, who had the same memories as a child but had them repressed, is the only one who can save him! What a shocker!
If you’ve seen one horror movie, ever, it’s going to be better than this. There isn’t anything scary, there isn’t anything thought provoking and there certainly isn’t anything worth a rewatch it in it. Save yourself the trouble and go watch paint dry instead.